In the news

Julian not coming out any time soon then...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42964699

No words.

Interesting to hear that one of the factors in yesterday's stock market drop was wage growth in the US... Tells you everything you need to know about capitalism at its worst...

No words

What about space junk or pollution?

Yeah, you’re right, let’s just not progress any further as a species. We’re good.

If anything, we've already gone too far.

The great filter is coming...

"Wannabe Banana Republic Strongman"

Donald Trump orders Pentagon to plan grand military parade

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/06/donald-trump-military-parade-pentagon-bastille-day

Will he dare to wear uniform? Do it, Donal, do it!!

Mr "I deferred my draft 5 times" Donal? Unlikely. He would look like a low rent Col. Khaddafi.

On the plus side, Putin would probably give himself a coronary laughing.

Mr "I deferred my draft 5 times" Donal? Unlikely. He would look like a low rent Col. Khaddafi.

Wouldn't it be delicious?!?

Chances are that he’ll do a full kit John Terry.

I've no problem with the space exploration but I don't think a used car floating around is helpful.

Gold braid. Everywhere. Acres of it.

we've polluted and harmed this planet with all our shit now musk is polluting space

cunt

not a fan of shooting a tesla into mars orbit, he could have voluntered that payload to beneficial things that would help 3rd world countries, even though it was a risk the payload could have been of benefit to mankind rather than musks ego

his spaceships are cool though

Could've at least put Donald in the car.

It was a test, they'd normally send up a one ton slab of concrete, I think this is a bit more fun, don't you? And why wouldn't he use the opportunity to market his other business?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/first-modern-britons-dark-black-skin-cheddar-man-dna-analysis-reveals

bad news uk racists, their great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents were black

Send up a one ton something with control and propulsion so that if it goes to plan it can be directed to the sun or something, not hanging around for eternity*.

That nutter is probably planning on picking it up at some point.

Worst aftershave ever tho.

I dunno...

That's his current hair right?

They extract it from his glands in *that* place.