The middle aged thread

Moan moan moan...HTFU guys, I saw Jimi Hendrix play guitar behind his back and he wasn't even top of the bill! It's all good!

I was 18 months old when Hendrix died. You must be seriously old.

I love this place. I feel like what you get at the end is a lucky dip. First time bout towels, second time flamed ears.

Mrs Savage had this and thought it was swimming pool water. Doc said use Eumovate cream from the chemist. It worked.

You are in the wrong thread - wait your turn like everyone else :)

I sold my autographed judas priest t-shirt to get beer money when I was 15. /csb

he turkish ear burn is a rare treat.

It is but I'd like to be able to D.I.Y . can't find any sensible online video advice though.

Its just some cotton wool on a stick , some meths and a lighter yeah ?

Ah but you remember it right?

time to check your smoke alarms.

I'm in Amsterdam, and can't find a man to set fire to my ears. Devastated.

Thanks for that. I'll pick some up when I pounce on Boots 50p reduced sarnies tomorrow.

I did this two months ago... Swiftly followed by very excitable dishwasher and lawnmower shopping experiences... I'm getting a lawn trimmer (whipper snipper, round these parts) in the next couple of weeks, cannot fucking wait...

Bought two of those the other week as well...

turkish ear burn is a rare treat.

they do your eyebrows as well .

I`ve found the haircuts in Amsterdam have been extremely variable, in both price and quality. Looking at some of the hairstyles here its a real concern.

Could be worse. North Korea has a choice of 15 state approved haircuts.

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I went for a haircut earlier, and the barber waxed my nasal hair - a practice I was previously unaware existed.

It may well have changed my life.

I read this thing about pulling nasal hairs as being really dangerous, something to do with infecting the blood brain barrier, but when you have a hair the size of a reticulating python up your nostril, I say sod it...

Feel middle aged when all the congratulatory baby pics on Facebook are from friends on becoming grandparents. / Your friends can’t come out to play because they’re babysitting their grandchildren.

I’ve noticed it’s getting increasingly more difficult to read the specials boards in restaurants.

I then found myself liking the glasses Jackie Chan wears in the LEGO Ninjago movie that hang round the neck and have a magnetic clasp on the bridge.

Have you mown the lawn lately or is it slowly meadowing?

You sound like the wife.

Old Grey Whistle Test with Bob Harris on BBC4 now.

Joan Armatrading, Dave Stewart, Gary Numan, just having chats with Bob ... so cool!

I've left it too long between haircuts... now I look like my nan.
It would have been 'tousled ' if I were younger.