DISC BRAKES ARE DEAD stickers

STRM and DBAD are not equals. DBAD confronts your worst fears about bikes and makes them palatable: that the bikes you own are exceptional. That they cannot be recreated. That the sums of your parts are not greater than the full build. DBAD reveals to all of us that there are people, deeply misguided people, who are watching your builds, judging you, who feel overly passionate about the prospective stopping power descending Toys Hill. DBAD reveals that in fact there is not a man somewhere in California who rides on balloon tyres taste-making bike technology that has virtually no application in real life; that this man in California exists only in your mind, and it is not him but your brain that become the arbiter of what is 'good', what is 'fast', what is 'rad' and, most importantly, what you need to stop yourself.

STRB is merely a sad a troglodyte, stuck at the back of the Socratic cave naming the shadows on the wall.

#rep @youramericanlover

If you put all that on a sticker, I’d definitely have a go at fitting it on a bike somewhere

If you put all that on a sticker, I’d definitely have a go at fitting it on a bike somewhere

Build a bike around a sticker?

Amey x 5 white x 5 black
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2 of each
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4 white/clear
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2 white/clear
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4 (white/clear)
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x2 (black)
Lmananimal x6
Thuekr x3 black (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x2 white x2 black (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3

Amey x 5 white x 5 black
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2 of each
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4 white/clear
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2 white/clear
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5 black 2 x white
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4 (white/clear)
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x2 (black)
Lmananimal x6
Thuekr x3 black (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x2 white x2 black (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3

STRB might be merely a sad troglodyte but it is a sad troglodyte that was making stickers first :P

DBAD was in our hearts before we were even born.

And Nokia were making phones before Apple :)

STRM and DBAD are not equals. DBAD confronts your worst fears about bikes and makes them palatable: that the bikes you own are exceptional. That they cannot be recreated. That the sums of your parts are not greater than the full build. DBAD reveals to all of us that there are people, deeply misguided people, who are watching your builds, judging you, who feel overly passionate about the prospective stopping power descending Toys Hill. DBAD reveals that in fact there is not a man somewhere in California who rides on balloon tyres taste-making bike technology that has virtually no application in real life; that this man in California exists only in your mind, and it is not him but your brain that become the arbiter of what is 'good', what is 'fast', what is 'rad' and, most importantly, what you need to stop yourself.

#Parklife

Amey x 5 white x 5 black
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2 of each
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4 white/clear
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2 white/clear
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5 black 2 x white
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4 (white/clear)
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x2 (black)
Lmananimal x6
Thuekr x3 black (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x2 white x2 black (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3
psg1ben 5 of each

I'll take two, it will be hilariously ironic to put this on a bike with disc brakes, right?

Amey x 5 white x 5 black
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2 of each
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4 white/clear
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2 white/clear
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5 black 2 x white
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4 (white/clear)
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x2 (black)
Lmananimal x6
Thuekr x3 black (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x2 white x2 black (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3
psg1ben 5 of each
birofunk x 2 (posted to Ireland)

of course, mine will mostly go on disc brake bikes except for the actual DBAD

@fussballclub I wonder what colour will stand out on your beater

I was going to put my name down for some but if they involve planned obsolescence I'm less keen now...

Amey x 5 white x 5 black
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2 of each
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4 white/clear
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2 white/clear
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5 black 2 x white
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4 (white/clear)
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x2 (black)
Lmananimal x6
Thuekr x3 black (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x2 white x2 black (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3
psg1ben 5 of each
birofunk x 2 (posted to Ireland)
el_presidente 4xwhite 2xblack

Amey x 5
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6 (white)
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x1
Lmananimal x6
Thuekr x3 (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x4 (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)

Amey x 5
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6 (white)
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x1
Lmananimal x6 (white/clear)
Thuekr x3 (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x4 (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)

Amey x 5
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6 (white)
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x1
Lmananimal x6 (white/clear)
Thuekr x3 (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x4 (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Batt x2

Amey x 5
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6 (white)
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4 - black text please.
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x1
Lmananimal x6 (white/clear)
Thuekr x3 (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x4 (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Batt x2

Just restoring missing peeps...

Amey x 5
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6 (white)
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x1
Lmananimal x6 (white/clear)
Thuekr x3 (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x4 (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3
psg1ben 5 of each
birofunk x 2 (posted to Ireland)
el_presidente 4xwhite 2xblack
Batt x2

Amey x 5
Grubr x 4 white/clear
PhilDAS x 2
mk1mark x 1
LuigiDolomite x 10
Thrasher x 3
Aroogah x 4
JamesQGM x 4
Jalopy-Véloist x 4
jonuxuk x 2
doubleodavey x 4
kotsm x 6 (white)
LeMesjeu x4 (pending postage to Belgium and total amount to rounded off euro amount)
sumo x2
fussballclub x 5
Biggles567 x4
Dick x 5
Josh x 2
Matita24 x4 ( shipping to spain)
M_V x 4
slothy x 6 (shipping to switzerland)
c00ps x3
Rawrrr x4
cryptthing x2
hw x5
Jontea x 2
miro_o x1
Squaredisk x 1
Juiceb0x x2
Heitzman x4
Christono x 4
F1s x 4
Blackmath x4
MicroDosed x 4
T0mg x1
Lmananimal x6 (white/clear)
Thuekr x3 (shipping to Denmark)
larsenroad x4 (shipping to Norway)
AlexD x2
ShutUpBlud x5
Hp93 x1 (unless theres black on clear)
Heldring 2x black 2x white (posted to NL)
platypus x2
Ramsaye x3
psg1ben 5 of each
birofunk x 2 (posted to Ireland)
el_presidente 4xwhite 2xblack
Batt x2
Grimm x5

That is a good idea, what do I say brilliant idea, hadn't thought about any for this but of course you are right and as it was at the premiere ALL EVERYTHING ORDERED will go on this bike as a homage to the original @hippy sticker bike.

You broke my list.

New list.
fussballclub x 5 black 2 x white

Oh dear..

Sorry wasn't you.