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PhilDAS in reply to @CYOA

Dig a pit in your garden 100ft deep and hammer a trail of frozen sausages into your lawn leading from the shed to the pit and chuck some in the bottom for good measure. Coat the sides of the pit in goosefat so there's no chance of escape. Catch the rats in the pit then either fill it in, lower a cat on a rope or drop a gallon of petrol and a match

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CYOA in reply to @PhilDAS

Brilliantly detailed.

It's a shame as I've got lots of tools in there and other 'stuff' like loads of timber. I'll maybe see if I can get that out and clean it in a way that won't damage it. It's such a fucking state. Like a rat scat party (I imagine...).

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Scilly.Suffolk in reply to @CYOA

Get a Jack Russell on the case.

Even better, two.
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Howard in reply to @CYOA

I'll maybe see if I can get that out and clean it in a way that won't damage it.

Dismantle shed from the outside? At least that way you won't have to touch the insides.

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