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Dig a pit in your garden 100ft deep and hammer a trail of frozen sausages into your lawn leading from the shed to the pit and chuck some in the bottom for good measure. Coat the sides of the pit in goosefat so there's no chance of escape. Catch the rats in the pit then either fill it in, lower a cat on a rope or drop a gallon of petrol and a match
PhilDAS-
Brilliantly detailed.
It's a shame as I've got lots of tools in there and other 'stuff' like loads of timber. I'll maybe see if I can get that out and clean it in a way that won't damage it. It's such a fucking state. Like a rat scat party (I imagine...).
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lower a cat on a rope
errr perhaps its just the cats i've owned be (a) catching a cat to tie a rope on and (b) tie a rope on a cat is nigh on impossible. also some cats dont like rats at all.
i have no problems with petrol and match ;)
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lower a cat on a rope
Then once they've eaten the cat, fetch the can of petrol and some matches
CYOA
anthonyj
Howard
Haven't really been into our garden shed over winter but went in to discover some rats (probably about 400,000 of them by the state of it) have made it their home. Apart from covering it with petrol and lighting a match, what are my options. It's a real fucking mess in there and I'd like to use it in the spring. How do I do this and not get Weil's.