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Dig a pit in your garden 100ft deep and hammer a trail of frozen sausages into your lawn leading from the shed to the pit and chuck some in the bottom for good measure. Coat the sides of the pit in goosefat so there's no chance of escape. Catch the rats in the pit then either fill it in, lower a cat on a rope or drop a gallon of petrol and a match
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You need a flautist
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Does your local council offer a pest control service? If you have rats living there then I’d recommend getting experts in to get rid of the fuckers and that is normally the cheapest way.
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@CYOA
Haven't really been into our garden shed over winter but went in to discover some rats (probably about 400,000 of them by the state of it) have made it their home. Apart from covering it with petrol and lighting a match, what are my options. It's a real fucking mess in there and I'd like to use it in the spring. How do I do this and not get Weil's.