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Pretty sure that when they see the incriminating, heinous photographic evidence of the garlic bread that was vindictively placed on my lawn by these errant Corvis they will understand why such measures had to be taken.
We've already seen upthread what spite can be read into a mere naan bread attack, so given the extra barbaric nature of assault with a garlic infused bread I think I'm on pretty safe ground here.
I'm pretty sure if you do that the entire street will post about you in the bastard neighbours thread.