Football

Its panto season and they need a villain though

Oh no they don't.

Ooooooh yes they do

Guardiola: Where's Mourinho?

Audience:

He's right in front of you playing a compact defence waiting tonspring forward rapidly, deploying vertically his fastest running forwards. Much like ancelotti but not as likeable.

Oh wait.
"Behind you!"

Anyone fancy actually going to a game tonight?

Sorry, got theatre tickets.

Louder audience.

That's nice. I didn't have you down as a cultured person.

[Is that the response you were seeking? Am I doing this right?]

I'm going to watch it in a pub

Panto?

That was last weekend, this is serious cultured stuff. She does it to stop me getting pissed the night before a long drive so I don’t fuck up Christmas.

I have lots of cultures.

I'm sure you're well capable of fucking up Christmas anyway.

Looking forward to what should be a great game. Can see Arse winning this 3-2

Fair play to BFS

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/everton-team-news-sam-allardyce-food-banks-injury-yannick-bolasie-ross-barkley-a8124806.html

Great half of football 'for the neutral'.
I imagine it was really frustrating if you're an Arsenal fan.

Second half is more neutral friendly.

This is fucking great

Madness! Both teams are trying to wet the bed so hard.

Mignolet is fucking horrendous

But I like it

hehe, football huh

If you'd seen the full interview you'll know that the very first word he said was "lucky" and that spcheel you quoted was the last thing he said.

Our defense is a bit shit. But still unbeaten in God knows how many games now.