Cars are pain in the cock. I had to swap the starter motor on my van last night. 40 minutes of writhing around on the filthy pavement, holding a torch in my mouth like a bondage subject in the hold of a downed submarine. All the time small pieces of twenty year old road mire were raining down my nose and eyes. Would have happily taken a dettol shower after.
All my two wheeled mechanical disasters can at least be addressed in a warm, well lit garage with radio 6 and beer.
Cars are pain in the cock. I had to swap the starter motor on my van last night. 40 minutes of writhing around on the filthy pavement, holding a torch in my mouth like a bondage subject in the hold of a downed submarine. All the time small pieces of twenty year old road mire were raining down my nose and eyes. Would have happily taken a dettol shower after.
All my two wheeled mechanical disasters can at least be addressed in a warm, well lit garage with radio 6 and beer.
Cars don't wheelie either.