Now closed

...steady.

I feel like this is what mansplaining must feel like.

Captain fucking obvious has returned to spunk patronising sanctimony and sweeping generalisations over the whole forum on behalf of some mysterious third party.

Not so much white knighting as shite knighting.

The internet's friendliest forum hitting its stride, once again...

That's maybe the best gif I've ever seen. I... I simply cannot stop watching.

Gentlemen: to your freezers!

give me all your money.

Before someone asks: Fischer expanding foam guns are pretty good.

Do they fire sausages?

Sausagemeat, possibly

Brakeless bicycle riders are the problem, I've been riding a brakeless tricycle with no ill effects.

It’s illegal.

It’s dangerous.
It could get this forum in the Daily Mail.
It encourages the rabid cycle-haters.
It gives the rabid cycle-haters something to focus on and an excuse to rant against ALL cyclists.
You could kill someone.

So fucking what?
So is crossing the road.
Ooooh, oh no.
Haters gonna hate.
So do a lot of legal behaviours. See above.
So could you.

The way people are endorsing murder in this thread sickens me.

Vegan thread?

this forum’s slightly edgy subculture

Dad jeans and gravel bikes are edgy now? Who knew...

LFGSS: Boot-cut Since 2012

Mid/late fifties, high vis, stands on one pedal to jump lights, max speed: 3mph, hugging the curb, no indication when turning, reads online reviews for washing powder, curtain twitching, still single, has contemplated buying a samurai sword/crossbow.

We hear you, but The Guardian / Daily Mail comments section miss you dearly, go back to them, fight the good fight ❤

Hahahahaha!

Has @user80710 gone off to set up his/her 3rd account? Or cat got your fucking tongue?

ok dad

Just fit a brake. No excuses. No backchat. Just do it now.

This is exactly how every teacher ever speaks. Are you a teacher?

I am not a troll: I just disagree with you.

Daily Mail >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It's not. You teacheracist.

Curiously Uninformed Not Trolling

After reading this thread I've decided to remove the brakes from all my bikes.

Braks R deth

Every teacher EVER and for EVERER.

Put your tie on. No excuses. No backchat. Just do it now.
Tuck your shirt in. No excuses. No backchat. Just do it now.
Stop chewing gum. No excuses. No backchat. Just do it now.
Stop masturbating under table and sending dick pics to everyone. No excuses. No backchat. Just do it now.