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I tried something similar. The obese driver of the Ford Ka just drove into me until I was on his bonnet and then when I started punching his windscreen he accelerated off and I managed to roll off the side of the bonnet and hit the deck.
Police asked me to fill in a "leaving the scene of an accident" report. I told them to go fuck themselves.
What is the most vigilante thing you've done? Unfortunately, I've only gone as far as verbal sprays and nuisance making like this. But I knew a former courier (who was a bit of a tosser tbh) who was cycling down a street at the speed limit in the middle of the road. A car was behind him beeping because they wanted to get around him, regardless of the danger of it.
At the next set of light he rested his bike against the front of the car, walked around to the drivers window as the driver was screaming abuse at him, snatched the keys out of the ignition, threw them in a nearby front garden and rode off. As much as i didn't like the guy, i respected pure cuntishness of the act.