Foffa Bikes

Magnets?

Dani Floppa to come and make excuses couched in platitudes about how we're all welcome to come by for a cup of tea in 3,2,1....

I hope he makes his tea better then he makes his bikes.

At least I know it will be a bespoke custom tea

Wtf is going on with that brake? It looks like it hasn't been bolted into the fork.

Would also explain the mudguard alignment. Whole thing is rotated a bit.

At least I know it will be a bespoke custom tea

A PG tips bag and a Tetley bag in the same cup, but taken out a bit too early. And too much milk.

Yeah bespoke custom from the already prepared selection.

Microwaved in an “upgraded” John Lewis microwave to ensure a custom temperature and for that real hit of luxury

Lukewarm piss in a Campagnolo mug

7 years now.

In thr past year I don't remember seeing any in my workshop, or on thr Street.

Foffa. Like Fifa, but more bent. Which is something.

The gift that keeps on giving.

@df123 any comments? Have you still not learned how to make bikes?

Can we restart the piss take again so this moves back up google search results.

TBF, he's the same as all the other entry level singlespeed bicycle we see in London everyday.

It looks like it hasn't been bolted into the fork.

Bingo.

Suspect it just a quick build to show off the new bike before allowing an actual mechanic to finish it off.

By “finish it off”do you mean put it straight into the metal recycling bin?

I saw a chap on a hearing aid beige Foffa today heading west between the Limehouse Link and Victoria Embankment. He was riding it but couldn't bring himself to hold the handlebars was trying to hide his face whilst texting on his phone, such was his apparent shame.

Something isn’t right

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That's the Foffa Stayer special edition.

Stayer slayer Lol's :)

hahaha. fuckin ell

Sick bar spin action.

He just turns the wheel/fork around to making locking easier.

Polo bike innit?

Video, 15:00 mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2jKVRWa8c

“It looks like the kind of thing you get for winning the Nocturne”

Is that a polite way of saying “It looks like shite, nobody would buy one for themself would they”?

That's his partners bike I think.