Crap 'Buzzwords'

"Lifestyle Eating" is up there with the crappest of Buzzwords, in that it sounds as though it means something, but means nothing. Much like the aforementioned "World Foods".

Is cycling a lifestyle ?

I've just checked the Guardian website and, yes, apparently it is.

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Thanks - what sort of lifestyle ?

Says who?

Veganism and cycling are both choices

Both styles in their own right. Cycling especially...just look at all the berks that take part in The Tweed Run

😒🤢

You did the first Tweed Run didn’t you?

#wearthetweed?

No

He's confused you with donut

Offended and reported

@Skülly did the first tweed run, he fucking loves tweed

Cunt

Double cunt

I was there at no.1.. No tweed. Maggie Howell hopsack chinos, grey guernsey. Exactly what I was wearing at work the following monday.

Dressing up is for twats.

Naked bike ride everyday?

Dressing up, dickwad.

How's the countrear? Shouldn't you be out laying a hedge or gassing a badger or something?

Today I will be collecting up felled wood for my log burner, so will be pottering around on the alpine tractor.

The fruit farm next to us get the badgers inoculated on their property and next time they get this done we’ll get the badgers on our land treated as well. It then protects them from the cull and keeps the two local cattle farmers happy too.

@dancing james Ha^
Pisstake gets measured and informative response. I preferred you when you were on the sauce ;)

Nice to hear about the badger innocs. I'm planning on getting wood today too phnarrr

Going out to the PM2.5 massive!

Fireside chat.

Does that involve Werthers and paedo grandad?

I think I'd actually prefer it if it did. In my experience it's merely an on-stage interview at a mind numbingly boring tech conference, carefully pre-planned to appear spontaneous, but is in reality painfully rehearsed.

"Productization"

used twice within an hour by two separate individuals.

"Behaviour change messaging". Both the phrase and the concept give me reflux

Shorthand for 'I hope someone else will need this and help us pay for dev time'

Our PMO recently conceded defeat in her attempts to use "operationalisation".