Every cunt is an Instagram brand ambassador these days.
Fuck me.
Why isn't @hippy a brand ambassador ? Too much of a ranty drunk? Not enough cleavage ?
Because I can pay my own way for whatever parts I want without having to rub one out to the latest hot shit product and I hate the whole self promotion shite unless it's tongue in cheek*.
*but I am the best, at everything, for realz yo
@hippy started
London Fixed Gear and Single-Speed is a community of predominantly fixed gear and single-speed cyclists in and around London, UK.
This site is supported almost exclusively by donations. Please consider donating a small amount regularly.
Every cunt is an Instagram brand ambassador these days.
Fuck me.
Why isn't @hippy a brand ambassador ? Too much of a ranty drunk? Not enough cleavage ?