Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

https://www.leboncoin.fr/velos/1176321726.htm?ca=5_s

What does it all do? I'm so confused.
Also, how many times has he been electrocuted?

http://www.simonmorrall.co.uk/gadgets.html

Currently the bike is equipped with:
Voltmeter
Thermometer
Analog Clock
Ammeter
Air pressure gauge
Schmidt hub dynamo
PWM's (adjusts brightness of headlight)
Spotlights
50w Heated Grips (8 hours on single charge)
Insole Heaters (30 hours low, 15 hours high)
WW2 Lancaster Bomber map Light
USB Chargers
Rear View Camera
4 Airhorns Horns powered from 4 air compressors
GPS/GSM Tracker
SOS Panic Switch (under construction)
Trigger alarm (via text message) (under construction)
Indicators
Hazzard Lights
Air Compressor
Ice Indicator
Automatic Light Sensors

its probably a repost

you're right! Still amazing, nice one

I was wandering through Nottingham centre on my lunch break and had to do a triple take on the bike , it gets madder the more you look at it. He seems a nice dude , claimed he was just out doing a lightly loaded weekend trip !

What does it all do?

Function.

Function.

Does it?

He seems to have transported it all over the place, and chances are he used his own power to accomplish that.
So, yes, it seems that it does function.

Does it go back to the future?

Does it go back to the future?

Only if you are strong enough to pedal it 88mph.

1.21 Gigawatts though

This is the bike for 88mph time travels:

You would need mega watts ! Or a big hill, imagine the momentum of 60 kg of bike + 70 kg rider

Almost the same as @hippy on his road bike

My functional day-dream has finally come to fruition. May or may not fit an 11-42 cassette next year.

Original plan was guards and 35s but seller mis-represented the clearances. Probably have to run 28s if I want guards, which I'll decide on in the future. It's also getting a dynamo setup when I can afford one.

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I have a front dynamo light going if you want? B&M IQ Cyo T Senso+ Premium (mouthful...)

Cheers for the offer, I'm going with a supernova though.

Looks good and functional!

Nicely done

It might say 88mph but it's on a turbo trainer so you aren't moving.

xie xie sifu

That's the flux capacitor test rig, not a turbo trainer

early di2 prototypes ;)

I'd go for B&W if I had to do dynamo all over again. Just sayin'

Amba were selling off supernova's pretty cheap, I've got one in at the shop just not bought it for myself yet.

Why do you say that? Did you have problems? I do like the big daddy b&m but it's quite a bit more expensive.