Strava

I’m gonna chain attack your last KOM

Oh it gets better, here's a profile of 'Bman' spoke reflectors and all...

https://www.lavelocita.cc/la-velocita-weekly-rider/brendan-edwards

Amazing

Name: Brendan Edwards although some of my cycling friends tend to call me the "Bman"

They don't do they Brendan? As many times as you try to drop your own, made up nickname into conversation, you're furious people just aren't taking the hint.

I pinched some screenshots of the comments and I'm getting some fantastic twitter #numbers from it so thanks @TTM

He is the gift that keeps giving.

I heard he was A-man before Scott turned up.

Excellent reach.

Not as cool as Alec Briggs getting a reply from Laurens Ten Dam though.

Dan Lloyd replied .. you are our Piers Morgan now. Save us.

One of my Aussie mates picked it up from you and felt he had to do some more digging, presumably to understand what makes Bman tick.

RT from strava wankers too.

You made it big:

http://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/latest-news/strava-thread-goes-viral-as-riders-squabble-about-stealing-koms-and-cyber-bullying-354014

Time to cash the chips and become an #influencer or start a vlog.

Man, I think social media is a pretty harsh environment to have your mental health meltdown in ... Hope Brendan Edwards pulls through this and gets to a better place. many of us have or will be there, but hopefully not so much in the limelight that it burns us.

in a way i feel like asking if he's okay ...

I'm really glad I manage to enjoy riding bikes, despite being a bit rubbish at it :-/

*continues to aim for top 100 in a segment *

Second quartile or go home

His helmet's too small.

Who are these people who have 100s of KOMs, bastards.

People that live in the middle of nowhere with fewer traffic lights to ruin them :)

Or people who are able to create their own segments in peace without fucking arsehole cyberbullies stealing them back

I did at one stage consider setting up a bunch of segments which ended in my front room, what a KOM winner!

Not getting that KOM in epping ruined my summer, and possibly my life

You need to attempt that one at about 4am, during the Summer :-)

Seeing as you won't be getting much sleep by then anyway....

Its easy to mock, but what did these losers do before Strava?

Have you never seen the film Manhunter?