The middle aged thread

What a time to be alive, to quote someone in another thread.

Sorry to hear about your cyst woes

Blood test results all+ve?

don't know. only got vamped about an hour ago. i'm kinda hoping they're all -ve.

The NHS is amazing - i was in and out of there in 15 minutes. I've been going to the doctors a lot lately.

G cysts are relatively painless and entirely benign. they can be a bit twingey pingey if you knock them against something tho. Raised bump on the wrist filled with transparent gel. common amongst violinists and people that ride bikes, apparently.

No way, you're Nigel Kennedy? ICMFP

keep getting sponsored ads for Tena Man come up in my Faceache news feed

keep clicking to find out more.......

When you get older you won’t be so choosy.....I ain’t..I am married to one

Shit ....another 22 years to go ...not sure I want to get that far into decrepitude ......

Near you or near me?

in the city - just off cheapside. he's this guy but with hair.

in the city

Out.

Although I am told that there may be one in Brockley. All the sailor jerry tattoo hipster places near me want £45 for a buzz cut and a bad hot towel shave. Never trust a beardy fucker to know what they are doing with a razor.

£45 for anything you can do yourself bent over the kitchen sink with a towel is spunking money down the drain...

so to speak.

If SE1 isn't too far, Jeff's on Great Suffolk St does the full burny ear, eyebrow trim, hot towel & lemon cologne treatment for about £20 without a shave. Even get a shoulder and arm massage when the towel is on. That shit me up a bit when I first went as I wasn't expecting it and had a hot towel around my face when a burly turkish dude started rubbing me up all aggressively.

I get this one fucking hair up my nose, it's white (wtf!) and is like a string on a base guitar. When I finally manage to pull it, using pliers, I shit you not, I'm sure it leaves a hole.

eyes watering

What cooking show is that? (so I never watch it)

men slapping their meat on camera doesn't really do it for me either.

Jeff's on Great Suffolk St

I just looked at the map. I would never get beyond Dragon Castle I'm afraid. Too distract-y and tasty.

^^ do u evn salt bae?

Sams turkish barber just off Jamaica road (opposte southwark park) does the ear burning trick for about 12-14 quid. It's usually a johnsons baby bud dripped in meths, could make one yourself. My latest beard trimmer has a separate nose and ear jobber which means i can get a cheap haircut in mr toppers.

The one thing I miss about haircuts is having my hair washed. It meant a guaranteed cheeky 5 minute snooze.

I have one too. I swear my eyeball moves when I pull it out.

One plus side to this middle age thing is all my ginger beard hairs have been replaced with white ones.

racist beard.

I see it as the Irishness seeping out of me the longer I've been away from home