They don't all have to be cunts but their names will all invariably be forgotten. I thought I was flirting with a young lady in a clothes shop until she commented that I was just like her mum who always had her own carrier bags on her everywhere. Seeing a drop in car insurance premiums seems to be the only benefit of getting old aside from 10p bag savings here and there.
I was only this week being flirted with by a wrinkly middle-aged woman. At the time I was all like 'you wish love'. On reflection I fear she was probably younger than me. :(
They don't all have to be cunts but their names will all invariably be forgotten. I thought I was flirting with a young lady in a clothes shop until she commented that I was just like her mum who always had her own carrier bags on her everywhere. Seeing a drop in car insurance premiums seems to be the only benefit of getting old aside from 10p bag savings here and there.