Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Awwww. I fell for that like the tit I am.

Have some positiverep

Great for Ironman, or just looking like a bellend on the way to the shops

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Would ride with wide bars

And a 32 on the back of course

You've been reading Scoble too long, 23c 110psi ftw

Not Treks finest moment...

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not their worst

Not terrible for an E Bike...

This is the standard for e-bikes:

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Aww, that bike looks really sad.

I knew that a lot of people wouldn't like it ;) Imo its infinitely more hip hop than any cinelli mash-type crit bike... Vintage USSR Titanium Prototype: https://www.pedalroom.com/bike/samoilov-jp-pista-titanium-prototype-32872

Vintage USSR Titanium.

The frame is fine, its the rest...

Change stem and #wouldride. But yeah.

Hehe, you can't post a bike with that abomination of a stem in HHSB and not expect it on here.

As @tijs said, change stem would ride, in spite of the risqué red rims.

Looks vaguely like a stripped back WWII German Motorcycle.

Bottom bracket appears to be higher than the dropouts. What?

The caption makes it

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A new contender emerges!
https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/152707395815?_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&_mwBanner=1

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Properly disgusted.

look like a goat kid in mid jump

the fuk even is it?

looks like this

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Made of wood. Such custom!

The same seller is offering this:

On Standerts Instagram... can't think of where else to post this - is there a "how not to wear a hat" thread?
Damn, just makes me so mad to look at

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