Let's talk numbers - How many bikes do you have?

Me:

Fast tarty road bike/hhsrb (S Works E5 Aerotec)
Touring/adventure/commuting (Raleigh 853 MTB conversion)
"srs" mtb (Saracen Kili Comp)
Beater/shopper/ssmtb (Stumpjumper)

Her:

Faster tarty road bike (TCR Advanced SL)
Tourer/commuter (Ridgeback Voyager)
ssmtb (Raleigh M-TRAX)

So not enough, basically. Would like a fixed again

3.
Newly aquired Equilibrium 631.
Defy Disc 1
Cross check (currently loaned to eldest).
I'm more than happy with that many/few, more and I'd never ride, just be in the shed tinkering and smoking rollies and suppin tea. Plus, more and I'd need a bigger shed.

1: Graham weigh track 90s (fixie)
2: Balk track 90s (summer fixie)
3: Baronia Kid front tandem 80s
4: Thorn xtc 00s (26" light touring)
5: Ciocc San Cristobal 70s (shiny)

5.5: Cannondale f1000 wip 90s (MTB)

Hrm perhaps I should get a brand new iron for a change ;)

Is it ever enough, @JusCos ?

@WimVDD. Indeed, 4 weeks ago I thought to myself 'yes that's enough, I don't need anymore bikes' then there was a message in my inbox from you. So yes you are to blame for breaking the promise to myself but I'm so glad you did!

Making someone else happy is -according to some great thinkers- the core of our existence so that made me exist a bit. ;)

Koga Miyata Full Pro Track
Dolan Track Champion FXE
Javelin Aero
Hotta TT700
Raleigh 531 Race
Claud Butler 531
Raleigh 501 Criterium
Diavolo Columbus Cromor Road
Cyril Guimard Vitus
Fuquay Ritchey Logic Tig Road
And the wheels are out of control too

NOX cross bike/rack commuter
cannondale track fixed trainer/commuter
ottadini brklss posing fixie
merckx corsa extra roadie
enigma Ti roadie
merida MTB
shorter hybridised basket bike
sirocco lo-pro period TT

that's more than I thought I had! Would like to replace the 29er MTB with something like a stanton slackline at some point in the next few years, but not feeling the need to reduce or add to the fleet atm.

753 80s/90s Peugeot roadie: for a nice weekend / evening ride
Fixed beater: very generous freecycle from @cliveo (thanks again chap!) - used by a mate of mine for a few months after he trashed his old ride crashing into a ditch (possibly after an ale or two) - now back with me and probably my most used bike after the commuter below
Dialled Love/Hate drop-bar MTB: weekend child-carrying bike
Gas pipe pub bike: fugly, mismatched all-the-things and shit brakes - has been left unlocked outside most places and still here!
2 Raleigh Stowaway folders: 1 very bashed and modded commuting biek + 1 for spares / visitors / Mrs c00ps
2 Bickerton folders: 'presents' from the in-laws - taking up too much space and they didn't want to throw them away - very, very occasionally dusted down when they come to visit - frames flex like spaghetti and the ride is, erm, an experience
Knackered unknown brand BMX: for lolz (really gathering dust waiting for refurb or for me to realise I'm too old and fragile)

So that would be 9...

(+Mrs c00ps MTB, mini c00ps pedal bike and old balance bike)

Cripes!

9
Colossi
Anchor
Cinelli mash histogram
GT
Mbk
Kona paddy wagon
2 brooklyn

Late 50's Holdsworth Typhoon fixed
Late 50's Lugless Claud Butler fixed
1960 Holdsworth Monsoon, fixed
1970's Falcon Professional, My Beer Bike, fixed (my first fix build in 2002)
1986 Raleigh Professional TT bike fixed
Beater winter fixed 531 frame
Specialized Tri-Cross fixed on studded ice tyres for icy commutes
Custom Geoff Roberts Columbus spirit tubing Fixed
Alloy Ribble 24 speed
Planet X TT (still faster on the Raleigh)
1954 Raleigh Shopper 3 speed sturmey + rod brakes
Another five frames in bit's :D

Bates Fixed / Single Speed
Bates Hellenic
Ron Cooper Newish 10 speed
Ron Cooper Frame x1
Ron Cooper Frame x1
Vintage Mercian
Hetchins MO Newish
Hetchins MO Vintage
Hetchins Hellenic Newish
Early Talbot (!)
Metallic Grey Robert (Full CdA)
Blue & Pink Robert (Fill CdA) for sale on here, buy it someone
Baby Blue Roberts - Chorus 1st Gen
Roberts Roughstuff
Custom (for me) Witcomb
Witcomb show frame
Witcomb 'Prize' frame
Restored Vintage Witcomb 1st Gen Dura Ace
Very early Witcomb
&0's Witcomb frame - barbers pole paint
'Barry Witcomb' frame
1962 Jack taylor Super Tourist
Jack Taylor Super Tourist frame
Major Nichols touring frame
McLeans Frame
Chesini Frame
Vintage Brian Rourke
Colnago Super
Colnago Master
Roy Cottingham Time Trial
Benotto 1
Benotto 2
Gios 1
Gios 2
Vernon Barker
'Stockton' 1
'Stockton' 2
'Stockton' 3
Condor Tourer
Grandis Overmax
Koga Miyata Columbus Max frame
Pinarello Montello 1
Pinarello Montello 2
TJ Quick Frame
Youngs Frame
Trevor Jarvis Flying Gate
Detto Piero
Dave Yates 1
Dave Yates 2

Plus a few in the pipeline, and a few I have forgotten about.

/thread ends

• In my possession
  
  

Talbot Frameworks SS Lugged Carbon road
Brian Rourke 953 BCC road
Brian Rourke 531c Winter raod
Eastway/Talbot Trainbike Commuter
Raleigh Winner Beater
Cotic Soda Ti MTB
A.E. Elsegood Minster 50's road
Claud Butler lugless frame

• Club bikes, in my stewardship
  
  

BCC/Talbot Track 'Rob Jeffries'
BCC Derny x2 (Both Christine's)

• To come (hopefully)
  
  

Isen
SS winter trainer/track

Ah, good to have a yearly audit.

Mine:
Blue Vitus 979 (in bits in loft)
XB3 Russian track bike
1938 Parkes (in bits in loft)
90s Roody Project mtb
Home made Raleigh Twenty lookalike (in bits in loft)
+55cm Vitus frame

Too many considering I can't currently ride a bike.

Hers:
Raleigh RSW
Raleigh Richmond Mixte

I think I have actually changed my entire bike collection in a year. Time for an update:

Landshark Track Shark
Landshark Time Shark
Elin Antonov
Anchor Roadie
Nagasawa

Went from 7 to 10 since I started the thread.
Functional Bikes: Bottecchia Traveller
Time Trial: Concorde Lo pro
Fancy Road: Olmo Scatto, Colnago Super
Functional Road: Diamond, BRH
Fixed: Falcon, Gitane, Van Haelen, Cyfac Max

This makes me feel less bad

Six:

Winter Road - Specialized Allez Sport
Commute - 90's Giant Cadex Carbon (single speed Frankenbike conversion)
Mtb - 90's Specialized Rockhopper
Summer Road - Columbus Genius Carbon
Fixie - Cinelli Vigorelli
Project - 80's Gitain Lo-pro

We haven't had @Gaston yet!

Edit: but I'm not even sure he'll top that. Impressive stuff!

Ten:
Raleigh Activator
Raleigh Flyer
Random generic eBay fixie (my brothers, but it's a beater for me too)
Copperhead Pursuit
On-One Inbred 26er
Cannondale R700 (pending me getting a bike box to send it off)
Cannondale CAAD2 R500
Dolan Pre-Cursa
Unknown steel track frame (at my dads)
some Apollo trax thing that's being stripped for parts

The Singlespeed
Road bike (Saracen aluminyum)
Audax bike (Ridgeback aluminyum + carbon fawk)
Trekking bike (Built on 1990s Raleigh MTB frame)
Dawes Galaxy Twin(*)
Brompton M6
Peugot 1980's 531pro frame currently being built into a rat bike.

(*)Should tandems count double?

Bloody hell.

edit: now don't feel bad about having (just) six.

3.5...

On One Pompino fixed
Kona Lava Dome mtb (96/97 I think)
Massi road bike (early 90s I think)

And a Kona Hahanna (also 96/97) that is in shit state with a stuck seat post that's been blowtorched and stuff, but with an identical, all be it tiny, frame that I'll swap the parts over to when I can be arsed.

We cut right back from the days of 3 tandems :/
Me:
Surly ogre 27.5+ - mtb/monstour
Surly steamroller - skidder/shopper/every day
Surly long haul trucker - tourer

Liz:
Charge grater mixte - commuter/shopper
Surly troll - mtb/tourer/monstour depending on build
Peugeot mixte - first bike I built her, off the road now but kept for sentimental reasons

I sold both my retro mtbs and now regret it as clearly I need a 26" drop bar monstour.