I hate

Adults using the phrase 'holibobs'.

Ditto 'amazeballs'

Lesley Garrett.

When you order a flat white and get a lukewarm milky coffee.

Luton Airport.

Voted britains worst airport for 5 years running, would be out of character for you to get a good flat white there ;)

not knowing wtf a flat white is....

am I close?

It's like a piccolo, but bigger

everything about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg

Leafblowers. What's wrong with a wide broom? Too quiet?

I'd prefer Leaf Vacs and may suggest one to the pricks that call themselves 'Gardeners' that come round the communal shrubberies with their power strimmers/hedge cutters.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA

More like.

my mannn!

(I have no idea what a piccolo is)

Too slow, not efficient etc etc.

And then no need to come back the next week and be paid to do it all again after the next gust of wind blows all the leaves back.

That's if the leaves aren't secured/disposed of properly for composting, and the same would apply if a big broom had been used!

Also a broom is not appropriate for use on a lawn anyway.

Damn you with your commonsense(TM)...

(And stealth edit)

Really there's no need to move levels about in the first place. If you leave them be the worms will take them.

That's what a rake is for.

Too lazy, don't give a fuck about climate change, etc.

Corrected.

A leaf blower operative engaged in said leaf blowing activity also blew dry dust into the air along with leaves in Red Lion Square, in the town of Londen, so he protected himself with a face mask. Us poor sods in the outdoor café seats had our flat whites transformed into crappuccinos.

We live in the middle of oak woodland, and everyone around us has leaf blowers to clear their gardens.

If anyone wishes to complain about the effect on the environment that their kids are going to live in they can fuck off. Unlike the breeders we haven't produced little parasites that will carry on damaging Mother Earth long after we have died.

:-)

Not broadleaf leaves like oak when they are four inches deep. They take a couple of years to mulch down. All other plant matter underneath just rots.

So you're just going to fuck it up for future generations then?

How kind.

I'm amazed we've got any fertile soil left given that previous generations never had access to leaf blowers. How on earth did they cope?