Does anyone know anything about gardening?

These are all fantastic suggestions. Perhaps I'll go for a mixture of them all.

The wild flower corner is starting to get a little out of hand

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Your concrete fence post seems to need a bit of love too.

Any particular model of Ferrari?

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Hi, one way is to encourage their cat into your garden this allows the cat to extend its territory, Cats normally shit at the edges of territories, its like a no mans land and they will sometimes share this with other cats, you don't really want your garden to be what effectively is their toilet, as cat territories can sometimes overlap you may have to encourage another neighbouring cat so you get two for the price of one, BTW its doesn't work in just one visit cats need to feel comfortable so when you see it on its back a few feet from you then you know you've cracked it. good luck and enjoy their company.

Yeah, been wonky since we moved in but are actually pretty solid. Ivy destroyed most of the horizontal beams. Will get around to replacing the fence panels and straightening the posts eventually but it is way way down the list in priority. Hoping the landlord over the back wants it fixed first and I'll offer to split the costs.

That sounds terrible. I bloody hate cats.

Cat overlords have ascertained your genetic weakness through dna hack.

best ploy was deemed to be weaponized @%&*<£"

Good Luck

As the good side is towards your neighbour are you sure it's not your fence?

It most likely is, but like I say, it's not bothering me for now so I'll wait until I can be arsed or until they say something. I may proffer to replace the fence if they cut down their leylandii.

A good bargaining chip.

Yes, I wooden't want to go barking up the wrong tree.

Yew got me.

That wood imPLY that did knot know what you were MDFing talking about.

Trying too hard(wood)

Get off your birch and teak a good look at yourself.

Fruit farm next door gave me some fruit boxes. My new tractor helped me move the current compost dumps and flatten a space for the fruit boxes

Next I will remove the front panels and the boxes will become my composting area.

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I am hella jealous of that!!
Manure in one, leaf mould in another......
I fully expect to see early squash, courgette etc growing off the top of these next year.

Will probably ask for 8 more of the boxes. We have leaves in abundance which make a great soil/mulch.

Stack them up?

Different locations around the place. So some near the veg beds, those 4 in the garden and four further away for mulching down weeds and other things that will take longer to rot/kill seeds etc.

Where on earth do you live?
In 'da country I presume.

Out in the countryside. Space is not an issue.