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We just beat Chelsea 3-0 away in the reserves

Niasse got the third

Same Sunday please

Beautiful hit from Charlie Daniels. That's a proper strike off the bar into the side netting, makes sigs look even more like a donkey punt.

Shit trolling arsehole

A Fact not trolling. A troll would also get off on provoking a reaction so at least there's no everton pj's or dummies spat out here bud. Ake having a bad day, city still look vulnerable

Based on this afternoon, if Nathan Ake is worth £20m, we should be getting £50m for Evans.

He's been dog shit all afternoon...

Aguero 'going down easily' again

He was at it all night Monday. Always liked him as a player but he's rapidly turning into a snidey little cunt

Fucking hell. Ref making things even by playing all that extra time. Josh King you shit cunt why didn't you just pass.

looks like Josh is starting to enjoy his loan spell at villa

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/aston-villa/story/3188812/spurs-josh-onomah-finding-his-feet-at-aston-villa

Onomah's goal was the highlight of a fine display in which the midfielder made as many touches as any other Villa player, made a game-high four dribbles and also completed five tackles - more than any other player on the park.

He has always been a snide cunt, great player but a player well educated in the dark arts and nasty challenge.

Good to see Tammy Abraham on the score sheet 👍

Peps way I think. Pep is becoming the biggest fucking whinge bag in the league

Huddersfield for the title. West Ham to be relegated finally

Fuck me, how wank are West Ham

3 games in and already on -8 GD!

Bilic and or De Boer to go first

You're probably on the money with Bilic. De Boer won't go so soon, although I seem to remember he didn't last very long at Inter.

I think Billic just needs to drop joe heart to save his job.

Jesus - West Ham are WOEFUL. Not sure Hart is the problem.

They need Pards or Big Sam.

i've seen b&d posting on other threads
he doesn't visit here so often these days !

lukaku not scoring when it matters again, bet he'd have scored that pen if uniteh were 3-0 up

Have you not seen his recent peno record?
3 of last 6 saved all to keepers right
2 scored to keepers right
1 scored down the middle

idiot never goes to his right.

So today we go to Stamford Bridge with no:

Morgan Schneiderlin
Idrissa Gueye
Seamus Coleman
Funes Mori
Davey Klassenn
Sandro Ramirez
Ross Barkley
Kevin Mirallas
Yannick Bolasie
James McCarthy
Mo Besic

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Jeez, your sheets need a pre-wash already?

He's just copying you and @WornCleat with your "we've got no chance" and "it's the other teams to lose" nonsense..

Tbf thats exactly what ibra does with pretty good success. The reason for those beeing saved are more down to Roms pens not beeing good strikes than the direction of them imo

That's 11 players...including our 4/5 best

I'm on the train from my ends to Finsbury Park for my connecting underground

Grown men in Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool shirts...

I'm on the train coming in from Hertfordshire

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