Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Shuddering at all of the above

I've always said that the worst thing you could do at a house party is shit in the kettle. Put some water in, so that the hapless tea maker in the morning just flicks the switch to boil.

Always check your kettles after parties folks.

Particularly if I was at your party.

Have you ever shat in a kettle?

I have never shit in a kettle.

But the night is yet young.

When I was a student there was a guy in the hall of residence who had a feud with the cleaners. On the last day of the year he shat in a saucepan and left it on a hob that was on.

That wing of the hall of residence was due to be used for a summer camp but it took a week of fumigation to get rid of the smell before people could use it.

Twop twip

When I first moved to London we had a house party.
One of my housemates wasn't too happy the next day when he looked in the fridge to discover that someone had used his block of mature cheddar(the corner of it) to wipe his arsehole after taking a Richard in the garden

#csb

If only the daily mail quoted this thread... and maybe the Katie Hopkins one too.

At a party back in the 90's my mate Fintan unscrewed the filter on a hairdryer and crapped in it. He never found out whether the owner had 'shit hair' the next day.

230mg though. Take half a Trump, see how bigly you get on

What's the source of that purity, if true?

Seems legit for garys these days. Some seriously mad ones on the dark web.

A month ago an friend of mine popped round to his neighbours to see what the noise was about. A couple were house sitting and had some people round. Things got a bit crazy and when everyone had gone to bed said friend turned all of their furniture upside down and then took a big shit in a pint glace and left it in the middle of the room. He then took a photo and whatsapped it to a fairly big group of people. By the time he had woken up it had gone a bit viral. He had no recollection of it. Cool guy

Anyone want to see the photo?

Not really.

Need some house sitters though, would you recommend these ones?

... I kind of want to

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Yup. Definitely shit in a pint glass. Lovely.

At least he didn't wipe his arse with their cheese

Vice has been reporting the ever increasing strength of pills for the past year or so.

Its crazy.

They are good at the moment, it's a shame I only have them rarely now.

Been so long I'd be fucking scared at the dose they're at.
#comedown

Love the new hair.

R&B lion

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