This morning's commute and other commuting stories

wedding anniversary garden party

Bring a gift.

A gift wrapped poo seems appropriate.

Shit on their bonnet, put a bow on it, then tell them you've left their present on their driveway.

My commutes are currently being dominated by my slightly unhinged theory that a Spanish guy I keep seeing loitering in the evenings on the elevated section of Q1 behind The Den... is a flasher. He's there quite often, a bit evasively hanging about, it's fairly unoverlooked spot, and he seems to be doing sonething around the genitals via his pocket.

The other day I tried to photograph him, asked him why he's always hanging out ... and accused him of fiddling with his cock. He claimed he was 'waiting for a friend'.

FUCK! I saw him too the other day .. how do you know he is Spanish? How come I have never ran into you!?

There is a dude on Q1 with a white 725 Leader rear Mavic Ellipse SS with no rear brake and who RLJs 70% of the time. I'm sick of the sight of his shit cycling. I've seen him twice a day for like 4-5 days running and I think I subconsciously changed my commute today so I wouldn't see him and his shit shit shit cycling.

or a drug dealer

This

I have seen that guy too! WHY DONT WE SEE EACH OTHER? Am i invisible?

I have no idea what you look like Amey. Re: Spanish guy, just a hunch at first, but when I spoke to him his accent confirmed this. Just maybe Portuguese I guess, but I'm pretty certain Spanish.

Yeah could be selling drugs. Def hanging in a dodgy spot.

I look a bit spanish

Spanish fly?

I have no idea.

But this leader guy, h8h8h8

Shit photo, he was trying to dodge being snapped...

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Nobody expects the Sküllish inquisition!

Can you see what he sells please. Asking for a mate of course

Ask for drugs or a look at his cock.

This should confirm either way.

Ask for some crack. Could go either way.

How come I didn't get the invite to impromptu Charlie Alliston Acquittal Party on CS7? Only entry requirement was to bring your own excessive Wanton and Furious Driving skillz. What a bunch of cunts.

TS is back in town? he kept that quiet.

lolgagz

No crackdealing cock waver last night. I am dissapoint.

Weird (in a nice way) this morning. Antonio Banderas lookalike came alongside in a people carrier and gave me a cheery grin and a thumbs up. Our paths crossed a few more times on my way into town and every time he'd give me a friendly toot of the horn, a wave and/or thumbs up and a smile. I was a bit sad when we parted ways.

Unusual but nice.

I think you were being groomed...

My thoughts exactly.
Did you put out @TurtleRecall?

Chain whips in hand