I've never 'got'

Star Wars

Owning a very fast car. Great, enjoy going 70mph like the rest of us.

an STD.

You can take them to race tracks you know?

You ever been to Jersey?

On top of this, people who spend a fortune on car just crawl round the streets in a Friday night.

Like in Jersey. Every cunt driving round in Aston Martins and Porsche's yet the island has a 30mph speed limit

The hairstyle cornrows.

Elvis

Also I have a massive been on my bonnet about a certain section of society who put so much store in having a flash Merc or BMW for appearances sake. They must be getting rinsed on payments but they have to have the car to look good.

White people with dreads.

Elvis

Have you ever sung the blues?

Now I think they look awful, but I kind of get them, because they're copying black people, on whom they look good. Cornrows just look shit on anyone.

Cornrows are a practical way to maintain your hair between styles and you don't want it to knot.

Educate yourself on black culture and history:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornrows

you will never get him either.

Alright

Add to that; reggae and even worse - white people dancing to reggae

Enjoying things people of other races have done.

For me, reggae is up there with speed garage as the shittest form of music ever of the ever

Curry, manga, vodka and Yorkshire puddings.

Does Dogtanian count as manga?

portable bluetooth speakers

Nah, that's a classic.^^

Add nu skool breaks, big beat, uk funky, hard trance, handbag to that list