Royalty

Is Graham Norton dead?

In the great Waterloo fire. What was he DOING there the beautiful idiot?

So sad.

4vr in r etc...

rip phil

Him and Graham Norton both on the same day?

So sad.

Graham can't die this side of Eurovision, we'd probably end up with Vernon Kaye.

#waterloofyre

Paddy McGuiness is also available. As is the DoE.

Phil could insult all those forruns.

wonder what the free lunch count was for his career ?

No such thing. He paid for it all with blood* sweat** and plaque unveiling.

*Not his
**Again, not his

no one wants to be king

maybe tony bliar will do it

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/22/prince-harry-says-no-one-royal-family-wants-king-queen

Fuck off then.

whiney little cunt. i'll fucking do it if you lot can't be arsed.

I'd vote for you.

it'd be a wild ride, but yeah, you get my vote

do u evn monarchy?

tho i'd totes have you as my footmen. one for the left, one for the right.

#youmissedaspot

you spelt your, messy and despot wrong

I'd have a crack at it if I could get to drive that Aston Martin

If she deliberately wore an outfit resembling the EU flag either to make a point or just for shits and giggles, I am for once impressed by the old bat. That said, I doubt she did.

i doubt someone who squeezes their own toothpaste tube chooses their own outfits.

If one of the courtiers chose it to troll both Liz and the Tories, it's even better.

Do you republic?

I do

^ first in the stocks.

Another fat-fingered web-site operator who should probably exercise more caution around the pre-written stories:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/daily-telegraph-accidentally-publishes-story-saying-prince-philip-is-dead-a3602156.html