Tour de France 2017

I don't mind the ad with the lady but the male voiceover person gets the emphasis totally wrong. It's really annoying.

Is it actually any good? I'm not a thinning MAMIL so don't care if it actually stops your hair falling out.

Are you enjoying the place? Feeling pretty jealous :) even my wife loved that cafe (she's not fond of cycling at all)

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I was drifting off during the climb up the col de beach, went to make coffee before the descent. It's very easy to lose focus until the stream cuts out.

Yes, it's lovely, thanks for the recommendation! Only had an iced coffee so far, but I think a slice of cake is in my near future.

Pretty sure I saw Alpecin in Poundland during the off-season before the classics.

Admit it, you're watching porn.

Any minute now the shower breaks and the plumber arrives.

Still sorry for that.

HOW LONG HAS KWIATO BEEN ON THE FRONT?????

He's been immense so far in this Tour. He did a huge turn yesterday too.

Rotten luck for Thomas too, he really is cursed isn't he?

Erm, Matthews?? What the

I use the anti-dandruff shampoo and although I don't think it stops me receding, it's great for keep my scalp from resembling a flapjack.

Incredible effort. I didn't know Benoot could climb this well either.

Hearing Roche has gone out the back. Let's hope BMC don't have to organise a piss up in a brewery any time soon.

He's going all in for green for sure!

How bad was Majka's crash?

Carlton just said there are reports that G's still in, or have I misheard?

@Velocio is he on the official tracker?

Can't look past the triangle wearing a thong or I'd look myself.

The Mickey Mouse car in the promo caravan has broken down on Mont Chat

Gallopin up front with Bakelants - could he repeat his stage 9 performance from 2014?

Poor Demare still struggling, Eurosport reckon he won't make the cut.

Tracker is not showing Thomas as moving. But maybe he's on a bike without a tracker.

Whats the protocol when you are in Demare's position, let your team mates go to save themselves? Or they help you at risking thier own place in the tour?

Thanks. Kirbs loves to make mistakes with names so maybe he meant Majka or someone.

Sky have confirmed on twitter. He's out.

it's gonna hurt...

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