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ESPN is saying Sanchez wants £400k a week, and Arsenal only want to go to £275k who will blink first.
And do Sanchez and his people believe he's worth Messi/Ronaldo money?

Expecting big things from Mkhitaryan this year

Jesus.

Good news about Lukaku.

"Sources* close to the club" are saying that Lukaku was not Conte's choice but Emenalo's. Not signing Lukaku is evidence of Abramovich's support of Conte sand not, as papers are reporting, the cause of a split with Conte.

*Well one source but a very good source.

He's the new Jan Molby...

It's fucking great news, sure he's scored some goals but he's got terrible feet... I hope those reports about going to ManU are true...

"Kakkers. You'll get the ball here, and here, you'll do this. Don't do this. That's inefficient. I want you here. OR here. Nowhere else. I want you to do this. But not that. Don't elaborate on the job I have given you. Unless it's elbowing the defender up your arse. Do that. Whenever you like. Do the things I tell you. Good? Good. Welcome to United."

"OK Jose"

"Also, it's Martial or Rashford. But not both. You'll get most time. I need you to be strong. I don't want an injury. If you get injured, you play through it. You have a short time to be a winner. Do you want to be a winner?"

"yes"

"why did you sign for us then? We're still a WIP"

Can someone do the rest? I'm trying to do a jobapplication.

Thanks to Boro for taking our 3rd choice right back off our hands.

My cock is fizzing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40520125

Right, which one of you arseholes is on a wind-up?

This cunt just started following me on Instagram!

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Mega lolz

Maybe he's into shit trainers too?

Ooooooh!!!

Oooooffff!!!!

weeeehayyy

Another twist in the Lukaku saga

Telegraph says the rent boys have matched Utd's offer

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/07/chelsea-match-manchester-uniteds-offer-romelu-lukaku-leaving/

clive told us that the chelsea manager didn't actually want lukaku
you calling him a liar

Very disappointed in our lack of transfer activity. Without at least 2 news cbs we will be jettisoned out the group phase of the CL and out of the league by Christmas if we are lucky.
Targeting the 2018-2019 season now.

Thank fuck that's done and dusted... Nice one, Jose, you've done us all a big favour...

Bit fucking early to be that pessimistic mike! But I shouldn't be surprised. I faith in Klopp's ability to coach up the players he got?

Wolves have just dropped £16m on a defensive midfielder.

#stopfootball

Klopp showed last season he can work with what he has yes. But our lack of depth was exposed once Mane went to ACN and the injuries piled up. With CL football this will become apparent pretty quickly unless we strengthen now. Id still like to see Sakho bought in from the dark but clearly that won't happen

Jon Walters snapped up. Burnley's attempt to sign the whole Irish national team is gathering pace, almost halfway there.

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