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spindrift

I was choosing paint in Homebase and some bounder smacked me upside the head with a power tool! I was just standing there and BOSCH!

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MetalMelly in reply to @spindrift

I got thrown out of Homebase for taking a piss in the shower. The guy said someone might want to buy it. Fair point.

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spindrift in reply to @MetalMelly

Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer and everyone goes "Oooh, sexy!" yet when I do it I get a life ban from Homebase, it's one law for them etc.
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jonuxuk in reply to @MetalMelly

That's one way to slash prices

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