Jokes / Joke du jour!

I amp sure a 'positive' pun has been done already. But I can't be positive.

Currently, yes.

That went down like a LED balloon....

I ohm-ly seem to comment when some bright spark starts a pun-off.

Wire we pretending we don't love them?

It's ca-bullshit.

And it's too insu-late to stop us now.

Live and let diode, I say

That's a good ion!

These puns are really polarising opinions round here.

u Watt ?!

I would advise the naysayers to just circuit up. I imagine we're going to plug away for another few pages yet.

Joule would say that.

Watt, I think i got my units alternated.

@eskay Much Better.

I'd be li-ion if I pretended I know watt I was ohm about.

Stop it, it hertz!

When I was at school, one of my classmates got a peanut stuck in their ear. Fortunately, the school nurse poured some chocolate into her ear, and it came out a treat.

A Geordie goes to the doctor and says 'Doctor doctor me armpits smell of coconut'.

Doc says 'Why they're Bounty'.

Puns over already? Come on, let's socket to them.

#Transaction Approved.

A man walks into a bar and says to the barman,

"Would you like to hear a funny joke about a Geordie?"

The barman turns to him and says in a hushed voice "Well looka it this w-hay maan, am a Geordie, those two boonsahs ovah there are Geordies, and those two boxahs ovah there are Geordies, and that hard lookan fella ovah there is a Geordie, too leke. Now do ya still wannae tell that joke about Geordies, leke ?!!?!??!"

The man replied with, "Well not if I have to explain it six times."

AC what you did there

Watt you did there^

An electrician comes home from the pub after a few pints. His wife says 'wire you insulate?'.