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I just car-n't understand this mistake.

Cayenne'body explain it?

@Dammit

Is like a forum joke workshop. Lots of people trying to laugh. 😎

More like a forum circle joke 🤣🤣😤

That carreraed out of control quickly...

Is like a form joke workshop. Lots of people trying to laugh. 😎

O Cay man, no need to be a downer.

These jokes are so bad, someone needs to call 911

Avant to avoid joining in with these puns, but can't

I Cayenne believe were doing car puns.

Specifically Audi and Porsche, I thought. I don't R8 the subject matter, personally...

a roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus, the bartender corrects him and says, 'do you mean a martini?' the roman replies, 'if i'd wanted a double i'd have said so'.

another roman walks into the same bar holds up two fingers and says, '5 beers please'.

the bartender walks out..

Challenger accepted

Ha!

Kim Jong Un decided he wanted to hear some new music, so he ordered the nation's greatest composer to write a new piece for the state symphony orchestra.

The night of the debut performance came, the composer stood up and led the orchestra, and it was a disaster. The Supreme Leader ordered the composer to be put to death.

The composer requested a super hot curry dish as his last meal, which he polished off with gusto, and then he was placed in the electric chair. Sparks flew, there was a smell of burning hair, but miraculously, he survived.

The Supreme Leader was impressed with the composer's good fortune, and decided to give him a second chance. So the composer worked hard, and wrote the best piece of his life.

On the night of the performance, the Supreme Leader was seated front and centre. And it was a total train wreck.
Again, the composer went off to the death chamber. And again he requested a super hot curry dish as his last meal,. And again, sparks flew and there was a smell of burning hair, but the composer survived.

At this point, the Supreme Leader became convinced that some higher force was at play, so he gave the composer one last chance.

The composer worked his arse off, and came up with the finest symphony since Beethoven. Opening night came, and it was a disaster.

The Supreme Leader said, "This time I'm not fucking around. I'm going to throw the switch myself. No curry, no last meal, let's get this over with."

So, they strap the composer to the chair, and the Supreme Leader throws the switch... and once again... miraculously he survives.

"What is your secret?", Kim Jong asks. "Why do you keep surviving? Is it the curry? What is it?"

The composer says, "The curry has nothing to do with it, I'm just a really lousy conductor."

meh

I feel quite positive about it.

I was positive but am on my way to negative.

why was he even charged in the first place then?

Wow, lot of resistance to that one.

I was lit.

Swedish Albinos - you can't say fairer than that

Ohm my god, are we still doing puns?!

I'm positive we're past this.

Resistance is futile.