Trans Am Bike Race / TransAm / TABR

Matches the rims ;)

Chapeau @hippy!

Amazing effort, well done @hippy
Enjoy the beer!

Awesome stuff @hippy when you get back and your gooch has healed a little let me buy you a few beers :)

As soon as his gooch has healed it will be time for him to haul it off to Geraardsbergen for the next stage in this summer's double header!

Mega ride; excellent effort @hippy

Really very impressed, good work.

Brilliant. Well done @hippy. Enjoy the many beers.

Amazing feat. Chapeau.

Amazing ride @hippy been great following your dot across America! Eat all the things now!

I really thought you were going to scratch in the first few days. And then I remembered you were @hippy.

Awesome effort.

My sarcasm detector broke on day three, so I'll send them all to your private account, yeah?

I'm only slightly less of an arsehole. #needswork

Aww shucks. 😘

Hard to tell if shorts are looser because of weight loss or they just stretched because of the amount of shitting done...

Stiff upper something, right?

Like a monkey fucking a...

I should've brought that along. Live acid lines all night

Just make up for it once you're home! :)

Your turbo is probably helping GBs next Olympic gold medalist. Damn.

Thanks for all the kind words guys.

This was going to be 'serious race is serious' but when it went wonky it was good to stream shit to you lot. It's cool to be bored or miserable or lonelt out on the road and then read some shitbag taking the piss out of you on here :)

Seriously, you lot are cool.

Amazing performance. When are you going to get back to winning stuff so we can reflect in your glory?

Obviously, the next step is beating Allegaert by a couple of days.

Winning's for losers. It's all about the gooch.

I'm going to have to do this again aren't I?

That's skinny job. I'll just be tweeting body part damage again. Maybe Indipac and TAW for me next year then another TABR?