Football

Liverpool want to pay £1m and Monaco want £101m?

that would sum up our recent transfer dealings

fixtures out tomorrow

benitez vs thrushy nailed on

It's a lot of money if true but he is a player that would've probably got you an extra 10 points last season and massive upgrade on the whoppers you've already got.

Every Mackem I've spoke to said he's shit hot and gutted he's off so no complaints

Err, England just scored a really nice team goal. What the fuck?

Theresa May failed Mexican wave meme coming soon methinks...

Went to Hong Kong Vs North Korea (asia cup qualifiers) last night great result for HK 1-1
North Korea were quite good at times. the best thing was the small but noisy HK support didn't stop all game a lot of fun.

dogshit > england

Fixtures eh.

Important ones out in a week.

Nice fixture list sees Liverpool play the 'big teams' Arse and City in the first couple of weeks. Get off to a flyer with 6 easy points there

Everton's first 5 games are brutal. Stoke is obv the exception, but after that its Citeh, Chelsea, Spurs, Utd. Only Spurs at home. Completely uncharacteristic slow start then.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/everton/fixtures

We've got Spurs at Wembley on Challenge Cup Final day. You think they may have taken that into account when doing the fixtures.

Chelsea away on the first day should be straightforward enough.

So first "home" game is against Chelsea, that'll be interesting!
Opening tranche of games doesn't seem too heinous,
Newcastle away
Chelsea at home
Burnley at home
Everton away
Swansea at home
West Ham away
Huddersfield at home

Lots of winnable games in there. Here's hoping we don't get off to a slow start as we have the last couple of seasons under the Sheriff, could be those games which decide if we have a legitimate chance of winning the league this coming season..

Conte meeting with Kylian Mbappe... Come on, Tony!!

Other than half a dozen fixtures, we are playing very much the same teams as we played last season, both home and away.

Utd don't play a top 4 side until October

If I hear that cunt Mourinho whinge just once before then...

What? You'll wear the shirt?

oh bravo! well played sir!

He'll be whining like a little fucking dog before a ball is even kicked

Ace, I'll send him some log in details for here.

Just signed the Ajax captain for £20m

16 league goals for a CM, not bad if you ask me

Lukaku money being spent nice and early

https://mobile.twitter.com/Everton/status/875457508940361728

Nothing happens til July 1st, you know that, right?

Errrrr, we've just done £52m in a day

Oh and btw, Contés fuckin off cos he won't pay the £90m we want for Lukaku....boo fuckin hoo!