My main internal dialogue on this most auspicious of days as I nervously look at the news and see all the sly election shennanigants with people being left off registers and turned away is "I fucking hate this country" then I flick over and see James Comey and I have the premonition that, as ever, the UK will be following close behind the USA and Boris has probably set up a back channel with Azerbajan to hack into Theresa May's operating system and gain himself a promotion to the top spot, and we'll find ourselves a few months down the line having just as unruly and disingenuous a debate about whether we shouldn't just have an absolute monarchy again...
My main internal dialogue on this most auspicious of days as I nervously look at the news and see all the sly election shennanigants with people being left off registers and turned away is "I fucking hate this country" then I flick over and see James Comey and I have the premonition that, as ever, the UK will be following close behind the USA and Boris has probably set up a back channel with Azerbajan to hack into Theresa May's operating system and gain himself a promotion to the top spot, and we'll find ourselves a few months down the line having just as unruly and disingenuous a debate about whether we shouldn't just have an absolute monarchy again...