Hoke's L96

I was thinking more along the lines of some alleycats

YES! To be honest, if it was wrong this time round I was going to offer to get it modified for you at work. We do carbon here.

hokes sitting here reading that like -_-

Hoke builds it up and rides it happily, leaving the whole forum in suspense aside from a picture of the unmounted seat mast with an unhelpfully vague comment: "I am crying".
That would be funny.

Belatedly, but what the hell is this from? Drunken lolz

Haha, I dunno, I just wanted an exploding bike gif and the internetz delivered!

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa
PhilDAS - first ride on the track and a young lad fresh out of accreditation crashes into Ho and writes off the L96
Hoke- bike is built and he rides off in the sunset and lives happily ever after. (Wishful thinking)
Acliff - Bike is flawless, Hoke has an epiphany that his time as a #buyer is over. Sells all belongings on Facebay and buys a beater Fixie to start the cycle again
Miitch - An obscure look-specific part of the headset cracks and the whole process begins over again
velohobbit - Hoke decides he'd like to travel, adds S&S and sora

I think you've been spending too much time on @amey thread

@velohobbit is that even possible with L96 tube profiles. Maybe this needs investigating for ultimate insta points, a Travel track bike, a new genera is born for bicycle makers and marketing, the ultimate niche bike. :)

Apparently you could get ritchey breakaway track at one point!

bump @HoKe

no bumps, his saddle might slip.

Insta-story give away!

(Yes hopefully the look will be having he maiden voyage this evening...)

You're a bump!

You better fucking take pictures

Selfie?

As long as you're pulling wheelies while selfieing

Do I get extra points for bar spinning as well?

Put on a top tube protector first please

I don't think there is a top tube protector that fit.

I don't think there is a top tube protector that fit.

A riser doesn't need top tube protection

Very aero

Wide bar Wednesday?

Hand in cookie jar whilst being chased by a Mexican wrestler is the standard to beat