Hoke's L96

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa
PhilDAS - first ride on the track and a young lad fresh out of accreditation crashes into Ho and writes off the L96
Hoke- bike is built and he rides off in the sunset and lives happily ever after. (Wishful thinking)
Acliff - Bike is flawless, Hoke has an epiphany that his time as a #buyer is over. Sells all belongings on Facebay and buys a beater Fixie to start the cycle again
Miitch - An obscure look-specific part of the headset cracks and the whole process begins over again