Why are Aussies so Awesome?

Can you hook me up plz?

PM me your email and I'll get a comms line going. outline what industry and job you're after.

Needed to sanitary pad my armpits

I'm using this if it's as steamy as everyone says in the Appalachians. :)

Appalachians

Nice, i saw this (terrible movie) recently and looks great!

I've read that book. I've not seen the film.

It probably is great but I'm not sure how I'll feel about all the climbing with 5-6000k in my legs..

It probably is great but I'm not sure how I'll feel about all the climbing with 5-6000k in my legs..

Just take a dose of this.

If I make it to the Appalachians, I will have finished the HTFU boxset.

HTFU2 is Amazon Prime only, but coming out really soon!

I downloaded a pirated version of HTFU2 Director's Cut back in 2013.

I've given up on finding a design job here, I should really be in Sydney or Melbz if I wanna get a job that doesn't make me wanna slit my throat... I gave it a go but couldn't stomach it...

What job you after? Brisbane is much like any other big city, lots of jobs to be had... You'll love it here...

Where you living?

I work in the compliance dept. at a private bank right now. Something along those lines I guess would be easiest. No plans on locale yet.

Lots of banks in the CBD, you should be fine...

BBQs and bake sales at the polling stations! I know we're technically forced to vote in Australia, but why wouldn't you when there are snags to be consumed.

UK get it together. Democracy should be yum.

there are snags to be consumed

I don't even want to know what kind of unfortunate members of Australian wildlife these are.

Snag - Aussie term for sausage. Even I know that*

*Disclaimer: The Mrs is Aussie.

That was kind of part of my point. :)

No stray cats.

just lips and arseholes...

(I miss the good old election sausage sizzle!)

we got #dogsatpollingstations instead which kinda makes up for it

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/feb/26/its-not-a-hairstyle-its-a-lifestyle-scenes-from-australias-first-mullet-festival

I know I'd been growing my hair for a reason...

Ive got two weekends in ‘stralia coming up in April- I’ll be in Sydney. What should I do?

Sans bike?

Get an Opal card (their equivalent of an Oyster) and go on the ferries around Syney Harbour. The first time I went there, I didn't do this ... last time, I realised I was missing some of the best sights in Sydney for the equivalent of a bus journey price ... mega!

Spend both weekends emptying supermarket junk food ailes and sending it to me.

Might see you there, I'll be around in April...