Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Those tyre decals look like they're photoshopped on.

It's real. The wheels are quite expensive as well.

LOL

Actually looks better like that

You mean 'less worse', or 'ghastly rather than hideous'.

If #dancingjames was still on here, he'd put that in Modern Bike Porn....

If #dancingjames was still on here, he'd put that in Modern Bike Porn....

I think you mean someone else. Unless @dancing james was banned between now and three hours ago.

I actually quite like the electric blue anodized bars.

Even if I won the lottery, I would never buy Lightweights purely because of their font.

Same, looks like someone closed there eyes and picked a font at random

That was a response to DJ's pop at the dear departed #Saarf, their feud was long and frequently amusing.

#keepitmencap: if you won the lottery you could also afford a sharpie (and a man to use it for you). Surely the biggest worry about the wallet-emptier wheels is the impossibility of repair.

taking #inspo from the owner I too have used some generic photoshop filters to try and make this look 0.1% less shit

Hey, bottom right works a treat.

#rep @Cabble

We need to go deeper faster.

Oh Hai B3ta.com circa 2005

Fucking hell; hideous yellow\gold cabling is like a last ditch effort to tie it together

Money can't buy taste.

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The joy of riding that must be sucked dry by the need to carry all of that locking apparatus.

that doesn't look like a real enve stem at all..

that doesn't look like a real enve stem at all..

The real crime of that bike.

http://www.designboom.com/technology/nuno-teixeira-pluma-track-bike-04-12-2017/

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