Football

For someone who moans incessantly about how shite international football is, you don't half seem to watch a lot of it.

Coming back to an empty house, plonking on the sofa and flicking through the tele...

This actually sums up England

Statistically Barkley is the best English midfielder in the country:

67 key passes(18 more than every other midfielder)
4 goals
7 assists(joint most)

Of his last 7 call-ups:

0 mins v Portugal
0 mins v Russia
0 mins v Wales
0 mins v Slovakia
0 mins v Iceland
0 mins v Germany
0 mins v Lithuania

You can bet your left bollock if he was playing for one of the Sky Wank-off Super Duper clubs he'd be starting every game

Oh, Oxlaide Chamblerlain started today! 😂😂😂😂

😒🙄

If you look at Pulis's track record at signing players, he was excelllent at goalkeepers, and pretty good at centre halves (which he seemed to perfer to full backs) as you got further up the pitch, the worse he g0t. I can't think of a single poor goalkeeper signing, but plenty in the final third.

Starting with Mark Crossley who almost single handedly kept us up in the 2002/2003 season, and then followed by:
De Goey
Simonsen
Sorrensen
Foster (Never played for Stoke, but very sound transfer deal non the less. Proving his worth now at WBA)
Begovic
Butland (His last signing, but didn't play under him)

Hughes has done well with Grant, but he is a stop gap, and is having an excellent Indian Summer to his career.

Entitlement. Much?

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/manchester-united-deserve-to-be-challenging-chelsea-for-the-title-says-sir-alex-ferguson-a3500646.html

Something something Liverpool fan, something something irony.

Are you so blinded by ignorance that you think no other fans of other clubs do this? Do you think Everton fans don't?

Yeah, what does that idiot know about Premier League titles?

PS thank fuck Ferguson never pulled that 'Ooooo I canst bear to watch zis penalty' act

It's not what he does or doesn't know. It's the sense of entitlement that gets me. They have no divine right to win the league

Keep the comedy coming, Mike, I'm crying with laughter here.

The lack of self awareness is astounding.

Unless @mikec is the most subtle comedian of a generation.

Ahh don't tell me it's Liverpool fan's who are entitled right? Sorry I missed that memo

"Next year is our year" ring any bells?

It's a fucking myth!!! When has anyone ever said that, on here at least, without having their tongue in their cheek?

I'm waiting on divine intervention, rather than divine right, if Liverpool are to win another top-flight title.

Come on Chris, how many times can Robbie Fowler come back?

I think most sane people would agree. Liverpool will never win the league again unless we get intervention in the form of some sort of state rapist

Trump to buy LFC - Tapsnose

Trump to buy LFC - Tapsnose Wiretap

Spinal Tap

France vs Spain
Ecuador vs Colombia
Brasil vs Paraguay

All in Español commentated at twice the speed of normal speech. I'm rooted to the sofa

Brasil losing composure after neymar missed penalty

Brutal tackling by Paraguay 18 fouls to Brasil 7

Not now Pooch
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8CR7pbW0AAUa9e.jpg

Haha!