Carbon Fork

She proceeded to flip her shit and chaos ensued as the guily sock filler shuffled around the room like a cornered animal with trousers around their ankles

Surely she flipped his shit, no?

New page fail

Hello to all the people I pissed off, sorry for being a weasel cunt as TM said best I do hope I can clear the shit I did in the middle off this party off the floor. I hope you guys can forgive and move on from this.
P.S. to whoever said I shouldn't go put my bike in bike porn, I'm about too and also to whoever said to shove the forks up my arse, sorry I can't my heads up there, no space :(

@TM @chak @at313 @bikes_knob @kentikins @Wadi2 @sausagefingers @vince @M_V

Bike porn is srsbzns. They will not go easy on you in there...

It's a custom state la fleur fixie, :/ They will i love it.................. I hope

Yes but rules are you can't post your own bike. The thread for that is readers wives.

I know, I know, it takes a while to learn the ropes. I should know, I've been here ten years.

Good for you.

But honestly, the first rule of bike porn is not to post your own bike there: having your pride & joy ripped to pieces is not fun.

For your own safety, do NOT post your own bike in porn.

The Porn thread has been pretty chilled of late now that nobody looks at it

RIP, kinda wanna see what they think, don't know what next to improve they'll point out the parts by ripping it to pieces - lol

I'll change that dw

Just stick it in Current Projects, where you'll get advice other than "don't post your own fucking bike here".

<3

As you've realised, (after much pointing out from others) that you've behaved like a complete dickhead and as I'm not one to hold a grudge you can come off the naughty step now.

But if you ever want to buy something from me again don't bother trying to negoitate the fuckin price ok

P.S. to whoever said I shouldn't go put my bike in bike porn, I'm about to

That was me, but only before I realised you had a legitimate shot at breaking the forum record for being called a cunt the most times over a 48-hour span. Nobody thought that record could ever be broken and yet here we are on the verge of history.

haha should I stir up the shit again and try for the record?

You know what? I think you might get on OK around here. Go for it.

Has this been resolved yet?

Depends what you mean resolved, there appears to be a sort of apology further up this page but that's already been undermined by the earlier pleading of innocence and accustaions of disrespect

Personally it's not a great deal, I sold stuff at a price I was happy with (albeit pretty cheap) however the attempted resale is basically a huge insult to the collective members of this site. Anyway that message has been made pretty clear by now... I think

I am arrogant so I'm not gonna get into an argument, just move on.

who told you that it's a friendly forum in the first place?)

Glad to see it's being sold elsewhere not here

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Cottenham eh? Setchel Drove area?

#doyoulikedags?

lol get over yourselves

Move on

James, you don't get it and doubt you ever will.

So just cock off and darken someone else's door you fucking hoser!