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Oh no they're not marching before the game are they? I have to cycle that route on the way home. Can't they stick to phone-ins and internet polls?

I heard a rumour Wenger signed a 2 yr extension the other day.... they've not announced it cause of the cryarsing and fume

I've got a spare ticket for the Emirates tonight if anybody fancied it.

Directbet are offering 75/1 on Arsenal progressing to the next round. They have discovering alien life in 2017 at 20/1.

If Arsenal get through tonight I will get John Terry's boat tattooed on my arse

#weartheshirt

^ That's one of Roman's

Myles Palmer has heard it too.

As long as Kroenke is in charge, Wenger has free reign to pursue coming fourth each year.

Looking forward to the Napoli Real Madrid game tonight. If Napoli score first should be a cracker..

I'm really up for Gornik Leczna v Zaglebie Lubin in the Ekstraklasa tonight. Stokowiec is doing wonders with Zaglebie and winning this game in hand over the bottom club will push them to 5th.

100 Napoli fans outside Real Madrid hotel all night banging drums and beeping car horns

Another classic by York City.

Southampton Defender Martina's Brother / Cousin / Mate.

This transfer was on last week then off again then on again. He was on the bench for our 1st team match on saturday and then today he had a shit game for our reserves was hauled off after 82 mins and released immediately.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39198728

York City have released defender Derwin Martina, just four days after he signed for the National League club.

York boss Gary Mills decided to release Martina after watching him play 81 minutes of a reserve-team defeat by Hartlepool, BBC Radio York reports.

The 22-year-old had agreed a deal to stay until the end of the season.

York's official website had reported that Derwin was the brother of Southampton player Cuco, but he has since denied that they are related.

"He is not my cousin, he is just a friend," he told BBC Radio York.

"In my country, Martina's a really big name so a lot of people have that last name, but he's not my brother."

Here today, gone tomorrow...

Ali Dia (Southampton): Striker played 32 minutes as a substitute against Leeds before being released, having signed for Southampton following a recommendation from someone pretending to be AC Milan striker George Weah.

Dietmar Hamann (Bolton): Midfielder joined Bolton on a free transfer from Liverpool, and spent one day at club before joining Manchester City.

David Unsworth (Aston Villa): Defender joined Villa for £3m from West Ham, but moved to Everton for the same fee without playing a game.

Jeanvion Yulu-Matondo (Bury): Signed for the Shakers on a short-term deal following a three-week trial, but was released one day later after playing in a reserve-team game against Bolton.

I'll be watching that with my dad tonight... Hoping for a Napoli win... #fuckthefascists

Has Gerrard come out of retirement and got a place on the Arsenal bench tonight?

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Another classic Arsenal European performance

They only need 7 goals in 12 minutes to go through.

BELIEVE!

Make that 8 goals in 11 minutes.

Oh man. I cannot wait for Arsenal fan TV later. It's gonna be such fun

Has any team conceded 10 on aggregate before in Europe?

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I trust Koscielny's agent has dvds of the two Bayern games ready when it comes to negotiating a payrise for his client.

hopefully we'll be dispatched on Saturday by Lincoln Citeh as well to round off a spectacular month

It really is an embarrassment to English football. UEFA need to act now and strip one, possibly two places from our allocation next season. We can't have this every year. It's just pathetic

Arsenal fans shouldn't get too upset, they 10-2 go out in the last 16 any way

At least Alexis Sanchez enjoyed it.