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I hope she gets out of the shower and notices that she has got the tingling itch of athlete's foot. Having dried herself she then decides to apply a suitable cream to the digits in question and whilst bending over touches her arse cheek on the hot radiator, or towel rail. In her reflex shock her right knee jerks upwards and smashes under the bathroom sink.