Crap 'Buzzwords'

Girlfriend was telling me about a wrap up meeting she had with their agency. She sent me the highlights:

Grassroots consensus building and prioritisation

Building up a base layer of soft skills

Vanilla automation

Innovation veneer

The lens through which we transform organisational capability

Operationalised entrepreneurship

Wider regional diaspora for our strategic landscapes

Be circumspect about off the shelf solutions

Pure quant

Have we had 'liberal elite' yet?

It's practically, literally, doublespeak.

The narrative of 2016 has been he word 'narrative'.

You'll need to talk us through the story behind that one.

I'm fairly open to language change, but I'll be long dead before you hear me say sprinkles instead of hundreds and thousands.

Smartie poo

"Sliders".

I don't want to action something, can't I just do it instead? Can we put an end to this insanity.

Still wondering about this

Verticals.

Fucking twat-woddle.

"Deltas"

Deltas

Mipster.

"We're tangenting."

Whenever I am having a heated discussion/disagreement with my design director he says "this is a good conversation".
It does my head in.

Along similar lines, when disagreeing with me my bznz partner often says 'That's your opinion'.

Yes. I fucking know it is. I just said it. All the things I say are my opinion. Obviously.

Just provide some alternative facts instead of your opinion.

An old boss always used to start with

"I was thinking, in my head, ..."

"wow... just... wow"

have a proper fucking opinion you tedious cunts!

'font stack'

'Pivot' (unless used in an engineering description)

'gourmet video'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pBk3-fduU

"Granular"