US Politics

He's back on!

Talking about healthcare.

Not saying anything other than it will be great.

Everything has to be made in America now. Or else.

And cheaper.

He's truly a genius.

Mexico still paying for the wall.

In some non-specific way.

The files on the table was a brilliant touch. Looked really professional.

Such a random prop.

He's doing signings after the inauguration! "You're all invited".

Certainly made it clear that he had the very bestest people on the job

"number one tricky" apparently to do with ISIS and not events in a Russian hotel room.

He hates Buzzfeed.

"You are fake news" "Be quiet"

During Q&A...

That's because they're failing and he's only into successful things

"BBC news, that's another beauty"

Fake news again. He's said it 18 times now.

Basically declared war on the intelligence agencies.

I give him about a week.

Big talk about China.

back to the papers!

I like how he ignored the first part of the question about whether he had ever had any contact with Russia during the campaign, and then highlighted the amazing prop of legal papers again at the end.

He did the "You're fired" thing.

It's always a sign of presidential prowess to finish your ramble with a catchphrase.

Media need to get their shit together. Jon Favreau's tweeted: "If Trump refuses to answer a reporter's question because he doesn't like their outlet, the next reporter should ask the same question."

Germaphobe is a very good word.