Owning your own home

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Do any of you know what a fistula looks like? Asking for a friend.

Is it a new type of meat paste?

I've never met a nail technician. Damn my metropolitan eliteness.

True metropolitan elites have their nails done frequently. It's very elite and metropolitan.

Fraud. Burn him!

in a wood fired oven!

Fired by sustainable wood. Or non-metropolitan non-elites. Fuck dose guyz.

Kinda

Fraud?!?!? Screw you, hippy. No, not you @hippy. My valet does a damned fine French manicure, I'll have you know.

Really? That's the main I sacked him. That and his shoe polishing.

Do you need polished shoes on a cotton plantation?

That's where you need them most.

Valuation came up all good so mortgage fully approved! We're coming to Catford! Sell up now before I devalue your property !

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If every London household had a wood burner and the same heat requirements that you suggest, the entire national forestry stock would be exhausted in 18 months.

I use Polish wood, it's much cheaper and burns for longer.

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I've never met a nail technician

I'd be happy to introduce you to Dong.

He's got a nail bar nail bar nail bar in town.

You called?

The landlords thread is good tho

You can check most of this stuff pretty quickly on gov.uk @ExTra

Also if you find gov.uk hard to use, let me know and it'll be fixed (if it's hard to use because government policy / law is hard then fixing it might take longer)

My sister persuaded her then-boyfriend to buy the house two doors down from my parents at auction while back, which he did without a proper viewing because he'd seen it loads of times, and without paying attention to the contract because he'd 'bought loads of houses'.

When he bought it, he found that:
-The tenant had a lifetime tenancy
-The cash-strapped former public corporation it had belonged to had written into the contract that the buyer would have sole responsibility for the septic tank servicing the row of houses - which had recently overflowed

He thought he was just a canny buyer who'd got a right bargain.

Simple solution: neglect the second issue for long enough for the first issue to sort itself out.

Seriously though, what a mare. Did he manage to sell it on without losing too much cash?

Don't care. He's a dick and he's earned all that bad karma.

He 'fell' in the tank, right?

Wtf was his solicitor doing?!