• It's late night, my bag is full of food shopping and my digits are slowly dying (it's cold, innit!?) and I'm less than impressed to discover that I've acquired a rear wheel puncture, oh but that isn't the only thing I've acquired. Unbeknownst to me, I've also gathered a sizeable dog turd on the very same wheel....ask me how I know! (le sigh).

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