I hate

Could be related to Divali you culturally insensitive tosspit.

#thingsparentssay

Highly unlikely

I fucking hate church bells if that helps even things out at all?

When did it become law that every single how-to video must have fucking ukulele music in the background?

I know what you mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qh2JQwkhjk

Justin Sandercoe is ace! So I forgive him.

Blow your nose plz.

If I wanted to spend the entire journey listening to you recycle the contents of your nose, I'd say so.

I haven't.

So I don't.

I always miss the days I used to catch the tube home from work, to be greeted by the same guy who would sit in the corner with his legs across three seats, airing his feet. The real special days were the ones where he thought, what better fucking time is there, then on a peak hour train to clip my fucking toenails!

You're dog has fleas.

Smashing out the miles and climbing a couple thousand metres to have your Garmin Konk out and delete the whole ride.

Paddington
The circle line
The Hammersmith and city line
Paddington

All these cunts with lights brighter than the sun set on pulse.
Fucking put it on a constant beam and point it slightly down you absolute fucking morons.

I hate way the smell of other people's fag smoke clings to me for hours. There have been a few occasions recently where I have been very aware of the smell lingering on me just from walking past people smoking on the street.

odeon cinemas patronising 'put your phone away, yeah, that means you in the 2nd row' voice over twat. i defy anyone that wouldn't think twice about lamping that cunt with a fistful of keys if you met him in real life.

I wouldn't mind that actually...some arseholes must text during the movie, during dark screens a brightly lit phone screen is a bit keck.

Blinky Christmas lights. Outside my bedroom windows. Not a huge fan...

Helmet lights full beam in the face is another classic in the light department... :/

Not even legit either, unless recumbent. Should be lower than 1.5m.

Smash them with one of those paddles Ben Afleck has in Dazed and Confused.

@dancing james I've only met you once and you bummed a rollie off me.

Light heights of a maximum of 1500mm, in the UK, relates to motor vehicles and definitely not bicycles.

Yeah but not smoked for over six years now.

Pretty sure it does relate to bikes:

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1989/1796/schedule/2/made

but weirdly not cars built before 1986 or with a top speed of less than 25mph and a few other exceptions.

You are referring, as is the legislation, to lights fitted to a vehicle not to a person's head. The bike is required to have a light, front and rear, in any case. The fact that someone head happens to be over 1.5 metres from the ground is beside the point and nothing to do with this legislation. If the bike was a penny farthing the light could potentially be higher than that due to the construction of the machine.

I was being flippant, you were being wrong:

Light heights of a maximum of 1500mm, in the UK, relates to motor vehicles and definitely not bicycles.

I'm thinking I win, yes?

I wan't really caring like 99.9% of real coppers.