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Private Eye (in the latest issue) did a good run of quotes from the Mail over the last couple of years. Strangely enough, with attractive female celebrity children it's not so much of a problem that teenagers grow up fast and it's often hard to tell their age from their appearance.

You forgot flaunting, you must always have flaunting.

Wow. Just when you think they can't get any lower. They do.

Robbie Williams has enlisted a Native American healer to cleanse his new £17.5 million mansion of the spirit of its former owner, the film maker Michael Winner.

calm down dear

Seems legit.

Does this actually mean he has an xmas single to promote and his PR team have just started raising his profile again?

What's this about?

The unashamedly racist daily mail front page

@dj
no, surely not

Wahaca closed because of Norovirus outbreak.

That means poo, doesn't it.

Did they get their vegetables delivered from Asda?

hmmm poo

Lots of poo and puking, sometimes firing on both cylinders at once.
You don't want Norovirus.

The High Court has ruled the government must get parliamentary approval to trigger Article 50.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37854138

Follow up on the Columbia peace process, they're still talking after the proposal was voted down, and the president is visiting NI as the process was part inspired by the peace process here

I know what the symptoms are but isn't it caused by food contaminated with number 2?

That's one route but there are several others that are very effective that don't involve normal ingestion or poo.

Given that they've shut 9+ restaurants, it looks like the supply chain is affected.

tl;dr someone pooped in the guac

Wakaka :/

^ well done

#suntastic

Amazing... That's actually the correct pronunciation...

Given that they've shut 9+ restaurants, it looks like the supply chain is affected.

tl;dr someone pooped in the guac

This is the most likely explanation, given the "all at once" aspect.

That's no mole...

Had to go to a Wetherspoons (I know) in the City (I know) yesterday. There was some City guy who was wearing a home-made poppy armband with his suit.

I hate this time of year.