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Would rather be a dealer.

Little bruv got 7 years at 19...oof. I assume he'll come out a better person for the experience.

Her brother isn't white though and went to a state school.

Well he deserved it then

Morning hombres

Scientists are idiots - there's a huge planet right in the middle of our solar system and they haven't even got a clue where. Do some sciencing, morans!

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/oct/19/planet-nine-solar-system-tilt-astronomers

“At this stage we have so many lines of evidence that there’s a massive planet out there,” he added, “that if there’s not a massive planet out there it has to be that there was one there yesterday and disappeared.”

Aliens.

Balls, I've only just bought a new orrery and now you're telling me it's obsolete.

We wouldn't have this problem if the earth was flat.

sets up an online poll to call new planet "your mum" when it is finally discovered

Planety McPlanet Face

For some local news...
http://www.southwarknews.co.uk/comment/st-thomas-hospital-spent-thousands-stop-protected-cycle-lane/

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/north-greenwich-evacuation-nickelback-fans-anxious-o2-concert-will-be-cancelled-as-area-on-lockdown-a3374591.html

Bomb scare of the year.

#justice4pluto

Scientists are idiots - there's a huge planet right in the middle of our solar system and they haven't even got a clue where. Do some sciencing, morans!

A hypothetical giant world beyond Neptune

Yeah. Huge planet. Right in the middle of our solar system.

The Sun are going after the housewives' favourite.

But the best thing is the Sun accusing someone of peddling lies. They obviously don't like competition.

Not just any lies. Migrant lies. British lies are obviously fine.

he should just keep his opinions to himself, just like jeremy clarkson didn't.

But unlike Jeremy Clarkson, he didn't have a column in the aforementioned rag. So he's obviously fair game...

'Don't say what people don't think, that's ridiculous and you should be fired for it.'

'I'm not racist, just speaking my mind. Freedom of speech.'

https://twitter.com/Badger5000/status/789052779859939328

beautiful from Mark Steel

"This is why many commentators have made statements such as: “I’m as compassionate as anyone, and would happily dedicate my whole life to helping genuine refugees. But if some Afghan whose village has been shelled by warlords and had to live in a cave eating lizards carries his own mother across Hungary and then tries to come over here saying he’s 17 when he’s clearly 19, I’d be the first to strap him to a pedalo with masking tape and drop the ungrateful cockroach in the North Sea during a force nine gale.”"

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/refugee-children-calaid-jungle-dental-test-age-older-migrants-uk-mark-steel-a7372156.html

cockroach...really?

I think he's being facetious.

Given that the government screws things up generally, isn't it possible that they're also screwing up their 'asylum seeker' policy? I only say this because 'a friend of a friend' who was involved with Afghan kids granted asylum (in a sort of fostering capacity) reckons they are rarely seeking asylum from anything: they've be sent here by relatives who see them as potential cash cows. Moreover, these young men - because they are young men a lot of the time - aren't particularly happy about it.

Competency isn't really the question. Everyone wants competent and just decisions to be made. The point is that those losing their shit because they may be 19 or older need to have a word work themselves.